Merge pull request 'chore(ci): noop workflow to clear stale red badge' (#6) from chore/noop-ci-clear-stale-red-badge into main

After PR #5 moved all 5 upptime workflows out of .github/workflows/,
no CI fires on push to main. The dashboard's CI status badge is
sticky on the LAST CI run, which was the broken upptime cron from
before the disable — so the repo displays a permanent red X.

Add a tiny noop workflow that prints why the repo is idle and
exits 0. Fires on push + daily cron so the badge stays accurate.

Replacement tracked in internal#97 (external uptime monitor RFC).

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.7 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

.github/workflows-disabled-post-suspension/README.md

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+# Disabled upptime workflows
+
+These five workflows were the upptime-driven status page. They have been
+disabled because upptime fundamentally cannot run on Gitea Actions:
+
+- `uptime/uptime-monitor` action calls `api.github.com/repos/upptime/uptime-monitor/releases`
+  on every run to check its own version. This call:
+  - Returns `401 Bad credentials` because the GitHub `Molecule-AI` org
+    PAT was suspended on 2026-05-06.
+  - Cannot be papered over with the operator host's anonymous IP — also
+    rate-limited.
+  - Cannot be re-tokenized with a personal GitHub PAT (the original
+    bot-ring fingerprint that got us banned, per memory
+    feedback_github_botring_fingerprint).
+
+The replacement plan is tracked in `internal#TBD` (RFC).
+
+If you need a status page in the meantime: external services
+(StatusPage.io, BetterStack, healthchecks.io) sit outside the Molecule-AI
+infra and don't depend on GitHub. We picked one of those for the gap.

.github/workflows/ci.yml

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+name: CI
+
+# Tiny no-op workflow so the dashboard doesn't display a stale red
+# badge from the disabled upptime workflows. The workflows that actually
+# probed our endpoints (uptime/response-time/graphs/summary/static-site)
+# were moved to .github/workflows-disabled-post-suspension/ in #5
+# because upptime cannot run on Gitea Actions post-2026-05-06 GitHub
+# org suspension. Replacement is tracked in internal#97.
+#
+# This noop fires on every push to main + once daily so the badge
+# accurately reflects "this repo is intentionally idle" instead of
+# "the last 5x/hour upptime cron failed forever ago."
+
+on:
+  push:
+    branches: [main]
+  schedule:
+    # Daily at 00:00 UTC so the badge stays green even on weeks with no
+    # commits. Cheap; just an echo.
+    - cron: "0 0 * * *"
+  workflow_dispatch: {}
+
+permissions:
+  contents: read
+
+jobs:
+  noop:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    steps:
+      - name: Repo intentionally idle
+        run: |
+          echo "molecule-ai-status is intentionally idle until the upptime"
+          echo "replacement lands per internal#97. The five upptime workflows"
+          echo "that used to live in .github/workflows/ have been moved to"
+          echo ".github/workflows-disabled-post-suspension/ — see that"
+          echo "directory's README.md for context."